know they are of the finest character, of course!”
“I don’t imagine a proper young lady like you would
have come for the interview otherwise,” he said, giving
her a sly, sideways look. Penelope wondered if she was
being teased and decided that it was unlikely, since
she and the coachman had just met. In any case, he
proceeded to answer her question.
“Lady Constance is fond of chocolates and flowers.
She’s very young, very pretty, and a bit on the spoiled
side, in my opinion.”
“You speak quite freely of your employers,” Penel-
ope commented.
“Ha! I’ve the right to speak my mind. I’ve been
working for the Ashtons since Lord Fredrick was a
boy—whoa, whoa!”
Startled by the sudden rise of a flock of geese from
the roadside, the horses had broken into a canter. The
coachman quickly pulled them back to a steady trot.
“As for Lord Fredrick,” the coachman continued,
“he spends more time at his gentlemen’s club than
you’d expect of a newly married man, but to each his
own, I say. For sport, he loves to hunt. Fox and deer,
hares and badgers and all manner a’ birds. On occa-
sion he’s bagged more . . . unusual prey.”
It seemed to Penelope that a note of mystery briefly

entered his voice, but it disappeared just as quickly.
“Any other questions?”
Despite his gruffness, Penelope smiled. After shar-
ing such a pleasant journey in the fresh air, she felt that
she and coachman were now friends and could trust
each other.
“Tell me about the children! I so look forward to
meeting them.”
“Ah,” he said, his face suddenly clouding over. “The
children are—well, I do think it’s Lady Ashton’s place
to discuss the children, I do.”
And, except for one brief and heartfelt outburst
(which would not occur for another three-quarters of
an hour), that was the last word he spoke for the rest
of the journey.

take out a favorite volume of poetry to pass the time.
And that is exactly what Miss Penelope Lumley did.
She may have been young and alone, in a strange place
with no real home to return to and on her way to a job
interview, but she was also much, much more than her
current circumstances would indicate.
She was a Swanburne girl, through and through.
One of Agatha Swanburne’s sayings, which Penelope
had often heard (you may think of her as Penelope
from this point forward, for now you have made her
acquaintance), was this: “All books are judged by their
covers until they are read.”
She had never understood the true meaning of this
expression until now. Imagine: A studious-looking girl
of fifteen, primly dressed, perched on a large, battered
trunk and reading a well-thumbed volume of obscure
poetry—what tableau could more perfectly match what
any reasonable person might expect a young governess
to look like?
It was, as they say nowadays, perfect casting. Doubt-
less that is why the coachman from Ashton Place took
only a moment to recognize Penelope on the platform.
In spite of her youth, he addressed her with all the
deference due a professional educator. Nor did he offer

any complaint at the alarming weight of the trunk.
“Full a’ books, I take it?” He grunted as he hoisted
it into the carriage. Then he held the door open for her
to enter. Penelope hesitated.
“May I ride outside, next to you?” she asked. “The
weather is so fine, and I am curious to see what the
town of Ashton is like, in case I am asked to stay,” she
added, striking what she hoped was the right note of
humility. Swanburne girls were encouraged to be con-
fident and bold, but Miss Mortimer had also advised
Penelope to show some restraint when meeting new
people—“only until you get to know each other a bit,”
she explained. Penelope had always found Miss Mor-
timer’s advice to be well worth taking.
“Hmph,” the coachman said, but he helped Penel-
ope climb up next to him in the driver’s seat. Penelope
noted the horses’ gleaming coats with approval. Her
soft spot for animals was well known at Swanburne—
indeed, that is what had caught Miss Mortimer’s eye in
the advertisement for the position. Could it truly have
been only a week since that fateful day? If Penelope
closed her eyes, she could still hear Miss Mortimer’s
voice. . . .
“Listen to this, girls: ‘Wanted Immediately: Energetic
Governess for Three Lively Children.’” Miss Mortimer

She followed the conductor down the aisle, stagger-
ing from side to side as the train lurched to a stop. The
scrubbed-looking youth blushed scarlet as he heaved
her trunk and carpetbag onto the platform.
“I do apologize, miss!” He extended a hand to help
her descend the steep metal stair. “It’s only that I didn’t
want you to miss your stop—”
“And as you can see, I have not.” She nodded her
thanks and then shook her head, as if to say, “How
ridiculous, meow! To think I would travel all this way
only to miss my stop, meow meow! ” But in the end she
offered him a tiny smile, and this was enough to make
the young man swell with pride at the fine service he
had provided that day.
In fact, the competence and dedication of the young
conductor would soon come to the attention of his
superiors, who would waste no time offering the stal-
wart fellow a promotion. Over the years, he would work
his way up through the ranks and eventually become
Chief Locomotive Officer, a position that would ren-
der him modestly well-to-do and a perfectly well-liked
chap to all who knew him.
But this happy ending, like so many others, was
still far off in the future. For now, the conductor sim-

ply watched through the window as the train pulled
away. He saw how the rapidly receding Miss Lumley
stood unmoving among the great puffs of steam, the
blood-curdling scream of the wheels singing high
over the melancholy tenor of the train whistle and the
deep bass roar of the engine. Like the conductor, at
that moment Miss Lumley had no way of predicting
whether her life would turn out happily or in some
other, less desirable way.
Luckily, she knew better than to brood about
such things. Although only fifteen years old, she was
a recent graduate of the Swanburne Academy for
Poor Bright Females. During her years at that well-
regarded school, Miss Lumley had been taught a
great deal, of both an academic and a philosophical
nature. At the heart of her education were the say-
ings of Agatha Swanburne, the school’s founder and
a woman of unparalleled common sense (she was, as
you have already guessed, the very wise woman pre-
viously mentioned). These pithy kernels of truth were
not unlike those you might find inside the fortune
cookies at a Chinese restaurant—although you can be
sure that neither Agatha Swanburne nor Miss Lumley
had ever set foot in such an establishment.
Agatha Swanburne, Miss Lumley felt quite sure,
would not succumb to nervous fits simply because she